DM
Social Club
DM Track Suit
Black/gold social-club tracksuit with embroidered DM crest and Italian detailing.
$TBD
The Dick Milkins Social Club
THE FUCKING PRO SHOP.
Fifty years of terrible judgment finally has merchandise. Tracksuits, poker-room gear, boss accessories, grooming, Sunday Gravy and the completely unnecessary shit that makes Dick, Dick.
FIRST PUBLIC DROP
2026–27 • THE SOCIAL CLUB COLLECTION
Print-on-demand where it makes sense. Limited-run ridiculousness where it doesn’t.
This is the production storefront shell. The bag works locally as a demo, but checkout is intentionally disabled until we connect a real fulfillment/merchant platform and finalize samples, pricing, returns and product compliance.
“It’s not about how much we lose. It’s about the friends we make along the way.”
— The official Dick Milkins approach to bankroll trauma
— The official Dick Milkins approach to bankroll trauma
DM
Social Club
Boss Robe
Plush black robe, gold piping and embroidered crest.
$TBD
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Social Club
Sunday Gravy Ribbed Tank
Classic white ribbed tank with small DM chest mark.
$TBD
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Social Club
DM Poker Chip Set
Branded chip set for casino nights and unofficial Dick accounting.
$TBD
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Social Club
Poker-Chip Lighter
Novelty chip-format lighter concept; sourcing and compliance pending.
$TBD
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Social Club
DM Cigar Cutter
Black/gold cutter with crowned DM mark.
$TBD
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Social Club
DM Chain + Medallion
Gold-tone rope chain with crowned DM medallion.
$TBD
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Social Club
Boss Pinkie Ring
Oversized DM statement ring. Subtle? Absolutely not.
$TBD
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Social Club
Grooming Kit
Pomade, comb and styling essentials. Look sharp, bet sharper.
$TBD
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Social Club
Spray Tan Kit
Private-label concept for the Social Club grooming department.
$TBD
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Social Club
Sun Reflector
Old-school folding tanning reflector concept.
$TBD
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Social Club
Sunday Gravy
Private-label sauce concept, subject to proper food production and labeling.
$TBD
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Social Club
Dick Milkins Macaroni
Rigatoni-style pasta concept for the Sunday Dinner Box.
$TBD
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Social Club
DM Hat
Crowned DM mark for the sportsbook, golf course or social club.
$TBD
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Social Club
DM Tumbler
Black insulated cup with gold DM crest.
$TBD
RIP
Bad Beat Department
Bankroll Funeral Kit
Black mourning ribbon, white surrender towel, fake bankroll obituary card, condolence envelope and a DM poker chip. For when the slate beats the living shit outta you.
$TBD
DW
Novelty Social Club
The Dick Whack Pack
A harmless gag “cleanup crew” box: DM apron, microfiber towel, fake evidence stickers, novelty scene markers, poker chip and a card that says “Forget About It.” No real tools, no real crime shit.
$TBD