Weekly Contest

CAN YOU
PINCH DICK?

Beat Dick's number. Top dogs win. Everybody else does time.

DICK MILKINS
813-72

PINCHED

Week 1

BEAT THE DICK.

Submit the same slate Dick sees. His card stays locked until your picks are in.

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Get Pinched

EVERYBODY DOES TIME.

Miss a challenge, choke a weekly card, or violate a contest rule and your profile can spend time In the Can. It’s a game status, not real punishment.

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IN THE CAN

Temporary status badge. Countdown until you’re back on the street.

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TIME SERVED

Your profile keeps the receipt. Nobody gets to pretend the week never happened.

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BACK ON THE STREET