CLEAR RESOLUTION.
Objective settlement language. If nobody can explain exactly how the market resolves, Dick walks.
WEEKLY MARKET FREAK SHOW · NO PICK POSTED
FUGAZI OF THE WEEK.
Weird enough to laugh at.
Real enough to look into.
A planned Sunday pick: one unusual non-sports market expected to resolve before the following Saturday. Real information, clear settlement and no made-up simulation claims.
THE RECEIPTPUBLISHED PICK RECORD.
Official published picks only. Candidates never touch the record.
FUGAZI RECORD0–0
NET UNITS+0.0
ROI—
01 / THE HOUSE RULES
HOUSE RULES.
“It would be funny” is not a model input. Every official Fugazi has to clear the same three checks.
REAL INFORMATION.
Enough evidence to estimate a probability. A good story alone doesn’t make a good number.
SMALL STAKES.
Fugazi lives in the Fun bucket. It never gets to raid the Core bankroll because the market is hilarious.
02 / THE HUNTING GROUNDS
MARKET SOURCES.
Fugazi is non-sports side action. The subject can be absurd. The outcome still has to be objective.
PREDICTION MARKETS
Odd YES/NO propositions, culture, entertainment and measurable public events.
CULTURE & ENTERTAINMENT
Awards, releases and unusual public outcomes with a real market and an objective resolution source.
WEATHER & EVENTS
Temperature thresholds, launches, records and outcomes with clear settlement rules.
WHAT GOES ON AN OFFICIAL FUGAZI CARD?
One official weird market at a time. A shortlist of three to five candidates can sit on the radar, but only the published pick counts toward the record. No candidate feed is connected here yet.
- MARKET QUESTION
- Awaiting publication
- PLATFORM
- Prediction market
- YES / NO PRICE
- Not published
- DICK FAIR PROBABILITY
- Not published
- EDGE
- Not published
- LIQUIDITY / VOLUME
- Not published
- RESOLUTION
- Not published
- STAKE
- Fun money only
03 / BRING SOMETHING WEIRD
SUGGEST A FUGAZI.
Prepare a non-sports candidate for review. A proposal is not an official pick.
THE MARKET.
Include the market question, its public URL, category and why it belongs here.
THE RESOLUTION.
Name the objective settlement source and the event, opening, closing and expected resolution dates. The planned weekly pick must be published before the outcome.
THE RECEIPT.
Include the quoted price and when you saw it. Clearly mark missing information; nobody will invent it for the proposal.
Public member submission and weekly polling are not connected. Stephen and Max can capture received proposals in the existing private User Requests workflow; its account checks still apply.
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